Hey there, America. CockyTrump here.
What a year, huh? Who knew running a country was so hard? Just between the two of us, I’m kind of regretting this whole “President” gig, I mean, I only get to golf like every other day. It’s tough.
Oh, if, uh, you’re here looking for those magnificent figurines I made of myself, I have some bad news – they were just too beautiful, and have all been sold. I’d love to make some more, but to be honest, between working vacations at my golf courses, my pissing match with North Korea, and this pesky Russia thing (totally nothing bad happened, trust me!), I’m a little over-committed at the moment.
In the meantime, I am mulling over something new. If you want to hear about it first, feel free to signup below, and I’ll let you know as soon as I can.
Until then, why not enjoy a little trip down memory lane with some of my greatest moments?